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"You are so beautiful. You are absolutely gorgeous. I have never laid eyes on someone as lovely and pretty as you" - Everyone who sees you wearing this

Tell Me I'm Pretty Blobfish Shirt

Are you attracted to blobfish? Well you are now. With that bushy mustache and beautiful bosom this guy is nearly irresistible (and yes, it's a man).

Hot Blobfish Sticker

Leftover from what, the bubonic plague? It looks like you found this sticker in a parking lot.

Bubonic Plague Chicken Club Sticker

It's time to show the world you care about the Carrot Meister.

Carrot Meister Sticker

Is that grandmas famous swamp ass recipe?

Swamp Ass Sticker

Leftover from what, the bubonic plague? It looks like you found this shirt in a parking lot.

Bubonic Plague Chicken Club Shirt

You guys were locked in on that asshole weren't you?

Frog A**hole Sticker

Are you a terrible cook? Are you a great cook who just wants an excuse in case dinner goes horribly wrong? This shirt has you covered- because you did it on purpose!

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